Last night

I had a strange night last night. I fell asleep at 8pm, woke up at 1am and then fell asleep at 4 am. I woke up again in the early morning, 5am or so. There was a lot of noise in the shared kitchen. When the noise didn't stop, I decided to get up to see what was going on. I was really tired and couldn't really focus on anything. As I got closer to my bedroom door, I realised that the noise consisted of people with German accents talking loudly and having a laugh. As soon as I opened my door all became quiet and what I saw amazed me. In front of me was my house mate and about 6 of her friends all dressed as ostriches. They looked like they were going on a run for charity. It took a minute for me to say "Hi, I'm sorry but I've had a rough night and I'd really appreciate it if you could keep the noise down." The tallest of the ostriches was quick to reply with "Yeah you look like it". All I could say was "Yeah", as I was not in the mood to reply with a witty remark. I crawled back into bed thinking nobody would believe me what happened if I told them.

Welcome to graphic world

Well, if you really want to know what has been going on in my life for the past two days, take a sip from your cup of tea and continue reading. It won't take long, I promise.

 

 

The thing is, I have been making infographics for the past two days. Only, and I repeat, only, because I discovered the deadline was today. So I seat myself before my advanced calculator of a pc and open up PhotoShop. One of the assignments for was to "Display the experience of film, as seen by your fellow students, including the following themes: blah blah blah blah...". With a sudden lack of time (or energy for that matter), I had no time to set up a poll. I decided to make the world's most awful flowchart about films currently in the cinema and whether to download them illegally or not.

I certainly hope my teacher appreciates terrible internet references.

(PS - I haven't had any more dreams about toasters and olives. I think I am in the clear, for now)

Last night I dreamt I cooked olives in my toaster.